Post by cowboysdad on Aug 5, 2009 20:22:00 GMT -7
If a certain Daddy slides his comfortable Armchair right over here in this quiet little corner of the Cowboys universe? If not, great glad to see some of my old pals. If you do, and we will find out pretty quickly if thats the case, well....too bad. Alot of you know me and you know that I fear no gauntlet, I try and play nice, and that Ive been known to push an envelope or two when faced with the stupidity of some of those we have all encountered. Rat for example!
Two things that are obvious in my posts. One they usually are longer than the average post on a message board. Second, ifin ya poke this neck with a stick the other members will get some serious comedy at your expense and in the long run, Ill be right.
Now I want to apologize to the fine creators of this very pleasing to they eye landing spot for true Cowboy backers. Good stuff here. Would love someone to tell me who the Admin and mod structure is, soin Ill know just how far that envelope will go!
Now dispensing with the pleasentries of reintroducing some of you to who I am, I will unleash my first rant. Who is the target? Nope not Jerry! Not Wade or Garrett or Romo. The thing that has my underwear in a bunch is the Cowboy Fan. No not anyone here, but you know the guy. The guy who kills jerry for "making poor genius Bill" leave town before he was ready. Or the fan that thinks that you aint putting guys on the ground then you arent having a physical camp. The same guy who rattles off the number of years since the Cowboys won a playoff game. I do not need to put that number in here. For if you are a true fan you know the struggles of the past.......ahem........13 seasons......ahem.
I was just getting the last straw fed to me at another site, yall know it. Some of you posted there in the past, others of you post there now. The site is good for if there is an article about the 79th player on the Cowboys in the Beijing times, someone is kind enough to translate it and post it. (Notice I didnt use the 80th man reference? He is a publicity hoe!) No it is the MEATHEADS that think that being a fan allows them to show up on the internet, read an article by someone who hates the Cowboys and then spew that vomit out at MEN, and women, who actually have a Football IQ over Mamas basement! Thank Goodness for the Cowboys Club! Sippin Grey Goose, smoking Cubans and knowing what the heck we are talking about!
As the weeks dwindle and we get towards the season and answers begin to arrive about the obvious battles on this team, I will begin, usually in existing threads, to break down my take regarding players and depth issues and whatever read one can get regarding the chemistry affecting the team reaching the potential of its players. (you catch that, theres the rub boys)
I have read all the so called experts, and the average boneheads saying, "well this team is about the third best in the NFC East" or " Tony Romo and Roy Williams have been garbage" or I really like this one, "This team CANT win in December". REALLY? You are telling me that in your crystal glass that you dont see this team winning in THIS DECEMBER. Heck no wonder Bobby Knights skit was so funny! Cant, or Havent yet! Oh and as an aside so I dont get side tracked, Tony Romo lost to Baltimore last year? Tony Romo lost to Philly last year? REALLY? REALLY? Are you truely that stupid? If you are pinning Baltimore on anybody, that would be Ken Hamlin, and I certainly am not blaming the collapse on Kenny. The philly game? BARBER FUMBLED TOO! And there wasnt a whole lot of effort to keep the eagles defender from cruising fifty or sixty yards for the score. AH but Romo BETTER win in DECEMBER or Jerry should cut him!
REALLY? Do you, and remember im posting it here, directing it at that other place, Do you remember Quincy Carter, Chad Hutchinson, Vinny T, Drew The Statue, et al? DO YOU? Yes lets quit on a guy who came from nowhere to be the first real QB this team has had since Aikman (Who I wish would now go bury his head in some cow crap on a ranch in the middle of Oklahoma)! Good. Football Accuman for those folks MINUS 789!
Get the point Cowboy fans? I would like for you to shut your piehole cause you are making me look bad. As many of you know during the regime of a certain media created meglomaniac I tried to be the voice of reason. During that time I realized that Cowboy fans for the most part cant follow reason. No its gotta be some big name , done nothing mind you, (want to debate parcells, just open the thread!) who hits on a couple draft picks, wins seven or eight or nine game, then blames it on the owner and his players and runs out. Or some cast off from a "good team" like the patriots or the steelers.
Let me close it like this. For the meathead who cant figure out what happened with Roy Williams trade let me splain you sumpin! Lets review. 1 a 3 and a 6 for Roy and a 7. Now Ill start easy. The Boys had two 6ths after wheeling and dealing in the year befores draft. They held on to the higher of the 6s and got an extra 7. Now instead of two 6 and a 7 they had a 6 and two 7. Same 3 picks in an area where you are looking for depth players. Realistic cost, ZERO!
The 3 ah well if I am not mistaken they also had one to use on draft day. So let me get this straight. You traded a 1,3, 6 and you still drafted in the 3 and the 6th and you wound up picking twice in the 7th. (Im not including compensatory picks in this breakdown.)
Well what that tells me is the only thing you actually didnt have after the trade was na 1st rounder, but you did have picks in the other rounds, an extra 7th AND ROY WILLIAMS. Hey on this trade if the guy is Alvin Harper (The one in Dallas cause that dude in Tampa was garbage) youve gotten your value. For the sake of this post, the jury is still out on whether the guy is going to be a true number one, Alvin Harper or Randel Williams. But if you are going to gripe about the deal then do it from the perspective of facts. Dont read Ed Turder and think "Yeah, yeah jerry messed us up!" Cause he didnt.
Further, Because jerry is smarter than you in a business sense, he was NOT using his first this year, not even if Darren Macfadden was back in the draft. The NFL has some serious trouble coming by way of the labor agreement and Jerry is posturing to make sure that his asset in the league is in its best possible shape ORGANIZATIONALLY and he has followed his plan. Ah he gave away what he had no intention of using.
This team has the talent to whup the NFC. Will it, sorry my crystal glass is a cheap one to quote Bobby Knight! All I do know is that Cowboy fans should shut up, just like the players are, take it one training camp practice at a time, oh yeah, and HAVE SOME FUN! Thats what we are all striving to do as fans of the Greatest Sports Franchise run by the Greatest Owner in Sports.
Thanks for letting me post here admins!
POST NOTE: Please read and comprehend. When Jerry signs Dumbman Jones and I voice my displeasure it will not be a flip flop it will be using my football acumen to make a concious decision to rebuke a really really dumb move!
Two things that are obvious in my posts. One they usually are longer than the average post on a message board. Second, ifin ya poke this neck with a stick the other members will get some serious comedy at your expense and in the long run, Ill be right.
Now I want to apologize to the fine creators of this very pleasing to they eye landing spot for true Cowboy backers. Good stuff here. Would love someone to tell me who the Admin and mod structure is, soin Ill know just how far that envelope will go!
Now dispensing with the pleasentries of reintroducing some of you to who I am, I will unleash my first rant. Who is the target? Nope not Jerry! Not Wade or Garrett or Romo. The thing that has my underwear in a bunch is the Cowboy Fan. No not anyone here, but you know the guy. The guy who kills jerry for "making poor genius Bill" leave town before he was ready. Or the fan that thinks that you aint putting guys on the ground then you arent having a physical camp. The same guy who rattles off the number of years since the Cowboys won a playoff game. I do not need to put that number in here. For if you are a true fan you know the struggles of the past.......ahem........13 seasons......ahem.
I was just getting the last straw fed to me at another site, yall know it. Some of you posted there in the past, others of you post there now. The site is good for if there is an article about the 79th player on the Cowboys in the Beijing times, someone is kind enough to translate it and post it. (Notice I didnt use the 80th man reference? He is a publicity hoe!) No it is the MEATHEADS that think that being a fan allows them to show up on the internet, read an article by someone who hates the Cowboys and then spew that vomit out at MEN, and women, who actually have a Football IQ over Mamas basement! Thank Goodness for the Cowboys Club! Sippin Grey Goose, smoking Cubans and knowing what the heck we are talking about!
As the weeks dwindle and we get towards the season and answers begin to arrive about the obvious battles on this team, I will begin, usually in existing threads, to break down my take regarding players and depth issues and whatever read one can get regarding the chemistry affecting the team reaching the potential of its players. (you catch that, theres the rub boys)
I have read all the so called experts, and the average boneheads saying, "well this team is about the third best in the NFC East" or " Tony Romo and Roy Williams have been garbage" or I really like this one, "This team CANT win in December". REALLY? You are telling me that in your crystal glass that you dont see this team winning in THIS DECEMBER. Heck no wonder Bobby Knights skit was so funny! Cant, or Havent yet! Oh and as an aside so I dont get side tracked, Tony Romo lost to Baltimore last year? Tony Romo lost to Philly last year? REALLY? REALLY? Are you truely that stupid? If you are pinning Baltimore on anybody, that would be Ken Hamlin, and I certainly am not blaming the collapse on Kenny. The philly game? BARBER FUMBLED TOO! And there wasnt a whole lot of effort to keep the eagles defender from cruising fifty or sixty yards for the score. AH but Romo BETTER win in DECEMBER or Jerry should cut him!
REALLY? Do you, and remember im posting it here, directing it at that other place, Do you remember Quincy Carter, Chad Hutchinson, Vinny T, Drew The Statue, et al? DO YOU? Yes lets quit on a guy who came from nowhere to be the first real QB this team has had since Aikman (Who I wish would now go bury his head in some cow crap on a ranch in the middle of Oklahoma)! Good. Football Accuman for those folks MINUS 789!
Get the point Cowboy fans? I would like for you to shut your piehole cause you are making me look bad. As many of you know during the regime of a certain media created meglomaniac I tried to be the voice of reason. During that time I realized that Cowboy fans for the most part cant follow reason. No its gotta be some big name , done nothing mind you, (want to debate parcells, just open the thread!) who hits on a couple draft picks, wins seven or eight or nine game, then blames it on the owner and his players and runs out. Or some cast off from a "good team" like the patriots or the steelers.
Let me close it like this. For the meathead who cant figure out what happened with Roy Williams trade let me splain you sumpin! Lets review. 1 a 3 and a 6 for Roy and a 7. Now Ill start easy. The Boys had two 6ths after wheeling and dealing in the year befores draft. They held on to the higher of the 6s and got an extra 7. Now instead of two 6 and a 7 they had a 6 and two 7. Same 3 picks in an area where you are looking for depth players. Realistic cost, ZERO!
The 3 ah well if I am not mistaken they also had one to use on draft day. So let me get this straight. You traded a 1,3, 6 and you still drafted in the 3 and the 6th and you wound up picking twice in the 7th. (Im not including compensatory picks in this breakdown.)
Well what that tells me is the only thing you actually didnt have after the trade was na 1st rounder, but you did have picks in the other rounds, an extra 7th AND ROY WILLIAMS. Hey on this trade if the guy is Alvin Harper (The one in Dallas cause that dude in Tampa was garbage) youve gotten your value. For the sake of this post, the jury is still out on whether the guy is going to be a true number one, Alvin Harper or Randel Williams. But if you are going to gripe about the deal then do it from the perspective of facts. Dont read Ed Turder and think "Yeah, yeah jerry messed us up!" Cause he didnt.
Further, Because jerry is smarter than you in a business sense, he was NOT using his first this year, not even if Darren Macfadden was back in the draft. The NFL has some serious trouble coming by way of the labor agreement and Jerry is posturing to make sure that his asset in the league is in its best possible shape ORGANIZATIONALLY and he has followed his plan. Ah he gave away what he had no intention of using.
This team has the talent to whup the NFC. Will it, sorry my crystal glass is a cheap one to quote Bobby Knight! All I do know is that Cowboy fans should shut up, just like the players are, take it one training camp practice at a time, oh yeah, and HAVE SOME FUN! Thats what we are all striving to do as fans of the Greatest Sports Franchise run by the Greatest Owner in Sports.
Thanks for letting me post here admins!
POST NOTE: Please read and comprehend. When Jerry signs Dumbman Jones and I voice my displeasure it will not be a flip flop it will be using my football acumen to make a concious decision to rebuke a really really dumb move!